OMG! Doctors across the U.S. have reported a radical increase in the number of young males seeking vasectomies. The Supreme Court’s recent Roe v. Wade ruling has apparently incited a massive outbreak of moral responsibility. This is a repudiation of the very essence of the “progressive ethos” which stipulates that, however irresponsible the behavior under consideration, No One Has The Right To Judge!!!! How shall we ever recover?